
*pple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.
The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.
This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
I've spent my life listening to tits. I am an expert in this area. Should I speak with Apple. I could manage product development.
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